My rock-star mom publishes a monthly newspaper of sorts called the Cousins Corner - all of her grandchildren submit a page with pictures and what's been going on in their lives. This last month, Mom mailed a copy of September's issue to her cousin in Washington State, who took it along with her to her doctor's office. Some nurses got a hold of it, and were apparently laughing hysterically at Emma's entry.
I type what the kids say word-for-word and am often trying to help someone with homework and someone else go potty simultaneously, so I don't always pay the strictest of attention to the details. After Mom told me about the guffawing nurses, I went back and read her entry. I laughed hysterically. Here's what she said, word-for-word:
"My grandma liked to open the window well since we have two guest rooms and my grandma slept in one guest room and she liked to open the window well for air and the wind - it was kind of windy - so a dead bird flew in, and while we were cleaning up for all of our guests to leave, we found a dead bird by the window - with no fur."
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