Overheard on the Soccer Fields

Both Seth & Emma are currently playing soccer. You know you're in Sandy, Utah, when you overhear these comments (for real!) while watching the games:

• "Can you believe how grown up these kids are? When they were in nursery, they were little monsters!"
• To a man dressed in a suit and tie, "So you're going to the temple? No problem - I'll take your daughter home from the game!"
• While rushing towards the parking lot, "Hurry! We've got to run home, grab the casserole, and get right on over to the church!"
• "At primary the other day..."
• "I've have a huge lesson to prepare for Young Women's..."

And the kicker, which made my stomach curl:

• To his daughter, "If you don't (blanking) stop that, I'll (blankity-blank blank)!" And later, on his cell phone, "Why do they have to have Spanish language sessions in the temple anyway? Can't you get a language headset whenever you want? Its seems so stupid to have separate sessions!"